How to make your website look fancypants...

Below is a super-funky way to make your website look all high-tech and funky techy cool...
...whaddya mean it's taking too long to load?
That's it.
Just shove this little picture on your webshite and people will think your site is sooooo cool because it obviously is taking ages to load.
Just a little helpful tip there.
You're welcome.